'Tis pity she's a whore

O.M.'Zwounds. Markest thou the Queen's relationship status? "Single and virginal"? Bwahaha! Her cheeks do flush when the courtiers dance! Her loins are inflamed at the very sight of a codpiece! Thou didst not hear this from me, but she hath lain with those encircled in this portrait. Methinks her majesty is fond of coining new words as I am.