This I do for thee, groundlings

I am practicing mine signature. After my Comedy of Errors is performed, methinks many fans will be seeking it.  (Ignore the fourth. I didst sneeze whilst writing it.)

Ingredients for Comedy

Last night, whilst I was drinking sack, I didst have a vision for my first play. As I drank more, I shaped mine vision. I shall have two set of twins who knows't not of the existence of the other! What confusion shall ensue! What ribaldry! This comedy shall be all the talk of London. Mark me.
(I shall have to work on mine MS Paint Skills.)