Need an insult? Will has you covered!

It hath beene too longe an daye and eve in Londoun, where your Will didst finde more pleasure in the leavynge of a man than in his comynge.

Need an insult? Will has you covered!

'Tis Monday, and that doth mean thy toil for the weeke is like to begin. If some ass doth make the wearie, feel free to tagge the beaste or share with him this image.

Test thy mettle

How well dost thou knowest mine workes? Which of mine playes doth begin with these wordes:

"I wonder how the king escaped our hands..."

Need an insult? Will has you covered!

Needest thou an insult? Dost one of thy workers plague thee with his litherynge? Your Will doth have thee cover'd. Thou canst share mine wordes or tagge the slugge on Facebooke at Shakesblogging.

Need an insult? Will has you covered!

Good eve, my groundlyngs! Needest thou an insult? Your Will doth have such a store for thee, from mine playe of the shrewe. Thou mayest tagge those who doth trouble thee if such an one need'st the floggyinge on Facebooke or share mine image.

Test thy mettle! How well do you know the Bard's works?

Test thy mettle! Dost remember mine playe of Othello? Wherefore dost Iago deceive Othello?

Shakespeare's sonnet 12

Good eve to thee, groundlyngs! Here thou canst beholde mine sonnet 12, wherein your Will doth warn the youth of time, whiche doth have its way 'gainst alle men.

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Oh mine groundlyngs, hastow ever met suche a manne as had thee on thy knees?

Test thy mettle

'Tis a brutal cold day, and the wind doth sweepe 'cross the Thames and sneak through the crackes in mine chamber. Your Will is thinkynge to mine own playe of Winter. What say'st thee to this question:

What animal didst chase Antigone in The Winter's Tale?

Need an insult? The bard has you cover'd!

Betimes it doth seem e'ry man in Londoun be a fool. If thou dost know such an one, feel free to tagge him on Facebooke or share mine printe with him