Kit hath once again shared a recipe for thee, groundlyngs. I poste it for thee here with his wordes:
"Good morrow, gentles. Betimes thou might have unwanted companie, most like during the holidays, and thou findest thyself with little means to feed them. For this matter, I myself doth make 'Garbage,' which is a hearty meale of the less savorie parts of the birde. -- Your Kit."