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Ladies, what say thee?

Will's sonnet 27

Behold mine sonnet 27, groundlynges. Betimes, dost thou reflect upon thy loves at night, so that these do make thy bones weary?

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Hastow an one in thy life who doth thinke his worthe more than the market wouldst buy? Feel free to tagge the wretche on Facebooke. Also, thou hast lost the game.

Will's Sonnet 25

Behold mine sonnet 25, where I do offer mine tattered poesie as a vassal offers legience to his lord.

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As muche as your Will doth avoide playinge at gossip, the Gentleman Beelzebub doth conjure the image of one Ben Jonson...

Test thy mettle

Let us have a game, Groundlyngs! One of your Will his plays the Lord Essex didst command mine company to perform the eve of his failed rebellion against Her Majestie. Dost thou know which play we didst perform?

Shakespeare's sonnet 25

Betimes your Will doth think the love man bears for another might be the onlie true star to survive Time's scythe. This I do consider in mine sonnet 25.