Is the Queen a virgin?
Kit and I hath spent a merry eve at the Mermaid. After many cups of sack, we didst take a poll on her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's purity. Forgive me, fair groundlings, for my eyes are weary, and my belly warm with the drink, but before I rest mine weary head, I shall post our discoveries from the good Londoners at the tavern.
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