Ask Young Will

 

Dear Young Will,

Is true, young Will, where dost go a will thar dost go a way?

Signed, 

Whither were we



Dear Whither,

‘Tis an interestinge question thou dost pose, Lady Whither, one best asked of your philosophie than your Will, methinks. I hath observ’d many times than man wilt relie on will to force his way; yet just as oft have I observ’d him rail at the stars and gods when the way will not yield to his will. Your Will doth wish he had way to present a clear answer to thee, but the will of different men wills it not.

Alas, now ‘tis time for your Will to go ‘way and answer the next querie. ;)

Eternally yours,
Will



Dear Young Will,

oh my god.........itna english honours mat jhaar beta.......pak rahi hoon MA karke..

Signed,
Flemische Maide

Dear Maide,

Prithee, forgive your poor Will as his Flemische is lackynge. I canst onlie parse that ye hail the Almighty and thou dost mention “English honours.” Mayhap thou hast laurels bestowed upon thee? I do wish thee well in all that thou pursueth.

Eternally Yours,
Will


Dear Young Will,

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Signed,
More art, less matter



Dear More,

Your Will hath been told that if ye moderns didst give a number of monkies your modern writing quills, they wouldst succeed in writying one of mine workes. I prithee, in this image thou hath sharéd, said monkies doth aid a cow to gather her some fruits. 'Tis most confounding indeed, though I hath given it much consideration these passinge days.

Eternally Yours,
Will