Uh oh -- Kit's dispensing advice...

Dear Young Will Kit,

To pass or not to pass. Is that the question? Or, from MacBeth: 'I cannot do this bloody thing.'

Signed,
Taxéd by Tests


Dear Taxéd,

While your Kit doth sympathise, as he has spent many weary nights at tallow’s ende, fretting o’er an exam at King’s College or then at Cambridge, ‘tis most urgent thou recall thy learning be for a lifetime and not mere moment. There is no sin but ignorance, dear student.


Infinitely Yours,
Kit


Dear Young Will Kit,

sure can i wrote this play anthony and cleopatra copy it say it is yours

Signed,
An Upstart Crowe


Dear Crowe,

Though your Kit’s Flemish be lacking, I gather thou wouldst garnish thyself with Will’s glorie. To this Kit says, thou are most welcome to copie his Antony and Cleopatra. This stratagem thou proposeth, after all, is one our Will doth endorse in his own playes. Ha!

Infinitely Yours,
Kit


Dear Young Will Kit,

Everyone accuses Marlowe of being homosexual. When will the fingers point at dear Will that he enjoyed cock ale himself?

Signed,
When One Finger Doth Point at the Other, Two Pointeth Back at the Self


Dear One Finger,

‘Tis a Curious question thou doth pose for Kit. Will has been knowne to turn down my cock ale as he does not believe in its abilitie to renew the spirit and bodie. And yet, something doth tell your Kit the bard doth protest to much, methinks…

Infinitely Yours,
Kit